Elissa is an assistant at CESD with me.
Yesterday, (which was the 21st, but I'm backdating), I was walking to my office and my arm bumped into this tall guys arm. He dropped his newspaper and glasses that he was holding. It wasn't my fault, we just bumped each other. I handed him his glasses and continued walking but he called after me. He showed me that his glasses had a crack in the lens and started to rudely insist that I pay for half of it. I was unsure what to do but suddenly Elissa came up and asked if there was a problem. Let's do this in almost authentic dialogue.
Guy: Who's this? You're bodyguard?
Elissa: No, I'm his coworker, is there a problem?
Guy: My glasses are cracked.
Me: Look people bump into each other, I'm sorry about your glasses but I can't pay for them.
Elissa: Let's go.
Guy: Oh, hide behind your bodyguard, yeah walk away you bitch. That's right little girl I called you a bitch!
I find it hard to believe this guy actually though that would elicit sympathy, but whatever.
YAYYYY MONDAYS! Elissa is my hero.
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