Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Curtis

This kid was mean. Like super mean. He was the reason I thought Nick was a bully, and he dated one of my distant cousins to make things worse.

I was friends with this nerdy Asian kid named Nathan and one time Curtis walked up to him in middle school and stabbed him in the arm with a pencil for absolutely no reason. He was in my homeroom in 8th grade and I was feeding the fish and he came up behind me and shoved my entire arm into the tank while I was wearing a sweater.

He's one of those perfect examples of people that made me believe I was smarter than the general populace, even if it's not true. I wanted to check up on him so I looked at his facebook page. He is still dating my cousin and he claims in his info that he likes "weird shit like anything thats blue". Man, that is weird.
Religious views: CHILLIN
Activities: GET MONEY
Political views: DEMOPUBLICAN

Some things really don't ever change.


19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yea curtis really was an asshole. I heard he's a morman in utah or something now. Nevertheless, i hope he chokes on his diploma...oh wait he never got one.

Anonymous said...

Whoever you are that wrote that last comment you have no idea what your fucking talking about and maybe should get your facts straight before talking shit loser

Anonymous said...

sorry...montana

Anonymous said...

ha...dont hate on my man curtis like that. I know he wasnt the nicest kid but he sure was funny. this shit is funny though. -hiren

Anonymous said...

ha...dont hate on my man curtis like that. I know he wasnt the nicest kid but he sure was funny. this shit is funny though. -hiren

Anonymous said...

Curtis is my boy but he has the worst smoke to buy ratio in voorhees history. (an estimated 27 to 1) I'm pretty sure he got a diploma though, but rumor has it that he used it to roll a blunt that he packed with someone else's weed.

Anonymous said...

All you so called smart kids out there are busting on curtis because he made fun of you in high school. Curtis was wittier than all of you and if he wasn't than he wouldnt have consistently owned all you brainiacs. Its one thing to be book smart and its another to be able to put someone in their place. I doubt any of you smarty pants could ever stick up for anyone or even stick up for yourself like curtis did. Not to mention he could kick ur ass. Enough said.

Anonymous said...

Its called survival of the fittest... Darwinism. The world isn't a perfect place and thats why kids like curtis will always own u other lil bitches.

Anonymous said...

SMOKE SUM! WHAT WHAT! CurtDiddy rolls up the illest L'z out! With the illest troms! AND PS it was Arizona and Idaho. Bitchesss

Anonymous said...

If being a bully means that you get to bone alexis shaw then count me out. I'd rather be a "brainiac".

Anonymous said...

If i was curtis i would have moved to Idaho 15 years earlier. He probably moved there because they told him he wouldnt have to ride the short-bus.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, this is curtis. I know all of you have your reasons for hating me, very understandable. I just want to say that it was high school and i was being immature. I think we've all grown up a little bit since then so my bad for pulling some of the dick moves that i did. Allz im saying is that i understand if you wanna hold grudges but im not the same kid as i was before. If i see any of you guys at a bar (gleaner) ill buy u a beer and lets get passed this. If u still wanna hold a grudge then...thats on you. It was high school.
Ohh...and the alexis post...no coment..but fuck u.
Peaceeee

Anonymous said...

anal penetration on Alexis Shaw?hahahahhahhaa

Anonymous said...

Go bids!...curtis probably likes the cowboys.

Anonymous said...

OMG all you people need to get lives.... stop talking shit about people and go help people instead...the truth is curtis wasnt so nice in high school- but neither was a lot of people..its high school get over it... he never would go near alexis shaw.. she is a lesbian so know ur information before writing shit.. and this blog is so old and stupid so andy you really have too much time on your hand if you can write about 365 people that "affected" your life- by writing about curtis means you are thinking about him, therefore the joke is on you and everyone just needs to chill out.. and go live their own lives instead of worrying about others.. peace

Anonymous said...

so wait...are you saying curtis turned alexis shaw into a lesbian? thats probably his biggest accomplishment.

Anonymous said...

Honestly just stop already...there are bigger problems in the world

Anonymous said...

Curtis Spotting: I just ordered drive through at Arbys on route 73 and I pull up to the window and......curtis hands me my food. I just thought everyone should know. He got my order wrong too. What a fool.

Anonymous said...

Curtis is the man